Callous, Mr X. CALLOUS!!! Whilst you may well unplug my life-support to charge your phone, I'll have you know that the feeling isn't mutual. I spent many a night pouring 5 beers and sipping a little from each glass at the same time, imagining I was sharing one with you, Mac, the Bear (who?) and Paul. Eventually I would drink only four (as I'd given up drinking myself). THAT'S how much I wanted to be with you!*

*some of the above may be slightly untrue.