P45cal the publican is holding an entertainment night for the local community to raise funds for the RFDS. Our two enterprising lads, Jake & Zack have decided to enter into the competition with a somewhat unique singing /dancing act with the aid of the VBAX backing group comprising Bent axle Bob, the evergreen but somewhat wayward George, and Aussie,(who's greatest claim to fame is that his mum banned him from singing in the bath- yes seriously, he really was that bad).
They were well into the 6th shout when someone mentioned "Well it needs to catchy....", to which Bob replied "we're not talking about fishing again are we"? "No no, the words to the song needs to be catchy", to which all thought was far too profound to be used at this stage of the session. So this is what they came up with
This aint VB (woo), ain’t no hold ‘em (hey)
So throw your code down, down, down, down
So dim your variables (woo) and throw your loops up (hey)
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
And I’ll be damned if I can’t read it with you
Come wrap some data on me, formatting too
It's a real life worksheet and a real life question
Don't explain it, come make us work for it, woo, huh (woo)
There's a function (there's a function) in my code now (in my code now)
Ah.. the confusion (Ah… the confusion), those lines ain't pretty (code ain't pretty)
Twisted thinking (twisted thinking) ‘cause we are striving (‘cause we are striving)
Of borrowed code, on a forum, passing lines, yeah
We’re leadin' to the Power Query we always thought was nice
Ooh, refer me to the left
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
This ain't VB (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey)
So lay your code down (woo) and throw your keys up (hey)
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
And I'll be damned if I can't read it with you
Come wrap some data on me, formatting too
It's a real life worksheet and a real life question..
oh dear bring on the next act.... please!!!!
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